*The voice is more frenzied than it's been in a while.*

Enough is enough. He's gone isn't he? AND NOT COMING BACK. If he was here he would have beaten me senseless by now. Only I remain. I, the Clown of Chaos. The Harlequin of Hate. The Prime Minister of All Things Sinister. And I shall inherit the empire once shared between us.

I am Gotham now! ( Read more... )

*The video clicks on and seems to be coming from a computer's webcam. The camera is facing a family tied up against a wall and gagged. They all appear distraught and terribly confused. Suddenly Joker stumbles into the webcam's view, giggling. He massages his brow then rushes at the camera showing that he's unbuttoned the upper part of his shirt and ( Read more... )

*The video is immediately recognizable as somebody's home video, dated to last night. It's a child's birthday and the lights have been turned off so that the candles on the birthday cake are more vibrant. A father, apparently the one holding the camera, sings "Happy Birthday" and zooms in on the mother as she walks in holding the modest-sized cake ( Read more... )

I am missing one (1) Batman and I demand it be returned to me immediately.

I will kill one family here in Gotham each night until he comes forward! Or until someone drags him forward!

Helloooo, Gotham! Miss me? Aw, never mind. No need to answer. I know you did. A kingdom is no fun without its jester, right?

One thing though...Things seem a tad...crazier since I checked into the loony bin. WHO WANTS TO TELL ME WHAT IN JIMINY CRICKET'S GOING ON HERE!?

*The video clicks on and seems to be coming from a cell phone. There's a scuffling sound and the phone drops to the cobbles with a loud clatter. Whoever had been holding it can be heard running off somewhere-very, very fast. After a moment a low, ringing, scraping sound seems to draw closer to the phone until finally a bare, white foot stops in ( Read more... )